By Bolaji O. Akinyemi
Politics, like football or soccer as Americans will call it, has seasons when stars are open to transfer from club to club. This is usually a season their handlers must seek to strengthen their team in their areas of weaknesses with the view to have a competitions’ winning team.
The political atmosphere in Nigeria is at such a time now, and parties are doing their best to get not the best of skillful legs but of razor tongues that can inflict deep injuries on political opponents. This, the APC has taken advantage of, to sign on the most deadly tongue in political propaganda in Nigeria. Unlike football which is played with legs, politics is a trade of tongues.
There are highly rated tongues in Nigeria’s political turf, exhibiting top rated verbal skills. Stars like Festus Keyamo, who is in a class by himself in strategic communication, Lai Mohammed, a midfield maestro having the ability to assist the attacking lines with passes for deadly strikes, his recovery in counter attacks to fall back in defense to dispossess opponents of ball is commendable. But the “O to ge” exponent is of the ACN stuck in APC. His position at present is a threat to the CPC component. Though PDP may never recover from the damages done to her by Lai led verbal team, FFK is needed to take his place. Do I need to talk about the Big Joe Igbokwe, Femi Adesina, Garba Shehu, etc? The list goes on.
The challenge before Muhammadu Buhari is how to make good the promise not to end his presidency a failure, and his agenda on this is clear, the grazing routes must be recovered for the Fulani race. Rail line must be built from Kano to Niger Republic to complement the Refinery already built there. Though this may look like a waste of Nigeria’s resources generated mainly from Southern Nigeria, but these projects for me, are not enough to say thank you to the people and Governors from Niger Republic who turned out en masse to show their solidarity to one of their own during his last presidential campaign in Kano.
Femi Adesina’s attempts at selling the grazing route science, and Ruga technology couldn’t fly in the South West. His verbal jab, “your ancestral land or your life”, was too ‘Fodiolically’ offensive for the sophisticated people of the South West.
Good as the star-studded APC side may look, none on their list comes near prolific Femi Fani-Kayode in verbal vulgarity. He is in the class of blasphemous Pharisees, whom Jesus best described as brood of vipers. The strength of a viper is its poisonous tongue.
Nobody in the talking trade in Nigeria comes near him in rating. FFK is the only liar I know who neither stammers nor blinks in action. His smooth talk and fluency will blow up any lie detector’s fuse. The only antidote to FFK is ‘don’t listen.’ Listening to him on this latest movement on Channels TV with Seun Okinbaloye, I can’t but pity Nigeria and Nigerians for Balak the king has hired Balaam, the prophet! A verbal spell is unleashed against the masses. This concluded deception, only God can deliver our gullible population from.
FFK is better on your bench than to have him playing against you. The trauma of this made PDP to beg the spy of our oligarchy in power to stay, so he can play all qualifying games ahead of 2023 on their side but the offer from APC said it all, it is time to come out of hiding, back to the home he joined them to build in 2013! “Orí ade kíi sún si ajo,” a prince must not be buried in a strange land.
Don’t be surprised if FFK is given a portfolio in the cabinet reshuffle that may happen soon. This administration is indeed in need of one who can betray secessionists’ agenda. I doubt if any betrayal of tribe, East, West, South South, or Middle Belt can beat uncle FFK to this rating!
FFK loves life on the juicy side. This of course has sealed this deal. According to him, he was one of those who formed the APC in 2013!
In my first article on him, “FFK: the spy who fooled us,” I was determined to unveil the masquerade called FFK, but fathers in the Lord whose influence in the kingdom were too huge to ignore, called me and requested that Femi should be treated like a brother who is fighting in defense of faith. Though I stated my reservations about their conclusion, but gave in to the plea. Today, I stand vindicated!
Though, I was compelled to come out of my shell earlier in the year, when FFK first touted his desire to return home when he visited Yahaya Bello, the Governor of Kogi State, I did, under an article titled ‘Femi Fani-Kayode: Our Fooling Spy And His Crossover Night’ that FFK is a spy. His old friend, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, was captured outside Nigeria. Igboho, his new friend who broke down in tears for fear of Government move against him, was parted on the lap by FFK whom he promised never to leave, should be able to tell!
The same house where FFK visited him was raided by DSS. Sunday Igboho is yet to be visited by FFK since he was arrested in Republic of Benin! Please, if FFK comes knocking on your front door, bolt it firmly and run away through the back door, he was a forerunner of Igboho’s calamities!
Who else but a spy, can be in a party and yet be instrumental to negotiating the exits of Governors who are leaders of his party to the party in power? He boastfully recounted his exploits: “There are many people in PDP who want to come to APC, I was there.” Like a champion pointing to his trophy, he beckoned on the reporters to confirm his efforts that translated Matawale from PDP to APC. It was him who seduced Ben Ayade to come to APC’s dining table and of course he converted the Chairman of the South East Governors from PDP to APC. And this happened while FFK was the PDP one man warrior against APC! Who could have fooled his party in this manner except a spy?
Ironically, PDP has little or nothing to worry about; Femi can’t do more damage to them than already done while he was a mole in their camp.
This star was “signed” to bench some stars who may be speaking for ACN in a CPC controlled APC. It is to this divide that Joe Igbokwe who is crying, “despite my push for APC, Abuja has neither called me to appreciate me, nor invite me for coffee with the C-In-C, this party only rewards traitors,” belongs! Uncle Joe, please hold on to your ACN-given gutter job, for Femi is back home to send all fellows who are strangers in APC’s bed relationship packing.
A Yoruba adage says, “ile tó bá toro, ọmọ àlè ibè ni ó tii dàgbà,” meaning, if a family is at peace, it is because the bastard in the family has not grown.
This transfer scenario is nothing but the maturity of a family bastard back home to claim his rights. The future will certainly be rough for every member of the family!
There are others who in the estimations of their handlers are possibly over pricing themselves by aiming to be the valuable captain of APC’s team as presidential candidates. Such persons better prepare for this storm in the tea cup of their presidential ambition. May it not break their cup and spill their tea. Rotimi Amaechi should begin to articulate in his hand over note. The only person in PDP who probably should be worrying is the Governor of Benue State. Samuel Ortom should be ready for FFK, while watching his back for Akume who may have a new portfolio for the sake of Benue mission!
Femi left no one in doubt of his assignments and of the terms and conditions of engagement. FFK was not brought into APC to do damage against political opponents but to fight from inside. “I will not renege from my core values but will fight from inside the party to have them established,” he said, though he mentioned some of his “values”. But, please, ask yourself, what are the values you can relate Uncle Femi Fani Kayode with?
Coming out of his sign-on ceremony at the Presidency, he mentioned the need to “fight foreign elements who want us to go to war killing one another; this is what informed my coming to see the President”. International alliances of the Yoruba nations’ agitators leading to successful protests around the world are expected to come under FFK verbal attack. He confirmed our suspicion of his physiological state of mind, when he communicated clearly that he is least worried about people of conscience who may be bordered about his past vulgarity against the President and APC. Our brother said we can’t hold him down to anything he has said in the past. Could this be what his hand shake with Pantami, a man that has risen above the deeds and sayings of his past, was meant to communicate? If Pantami can’t be held accountable for crimes inciting speech of terror against individuals and by extension, the State, why should FFK become a slave to his sayings in the past against a political party?
It is important for me to state that FFK must have been brought in to do vulgar damage to the ambition of Pastor Tunde Bakare who is being led by the Holy Spirit to become the President of the Federal Republic. Now that FFK has been led also by a “holy” spirit, the day ahead may be rough for PTB. He will be told by this new spirit man to stay out of politics and face the more profitable things of the Kingdom.
The Jephtah named at the Citadel should be ready for insults hauling. What is coming will make late Yinka Odumakin’s revelation of the Jagaban a child’s play. As for the Vice President, FFK will be a brutal attacking machine against a politically naive pastor and gentleman in politics!
Gumi must have been visited by the spirit that led FFK to APC when he accurately prophesied about what is to come: that FFK is the Judas of the Yoruba nation. This engagement is about the need to stop the agitations for Yoruba Nation, and possibly Yoruba Presidency which is majorly the aim of politicians behind the scene. One thing is clear: he will justify his sign-on with verbal assaults on whoever is unlucky to be on his list. Unfortunately for FFK, “bibire ni iyì ọmọlúwàbí,” meaning to come from a decent family is the honor of integrity. To the Yoruba nation, decency is not in his DNA nor integrity part of his core values. Our elders went further to say, “Ibí a bí ní kó tó ká tún arà ẹni bi,” meaning to be born is not as important as to reborn one’s self. On both, Femi Fani-Kayode is a drop out.
This transfer of course is a good sell for PDP and a bad buy for APC! “Spokesmanship” is not just about eloquence and wit of words, but about content of what is being said and the character of who is saying it!
Nigeria once had a football star who had in him the skills of Okocha combined with the speed and strength of Amokachi. It was that star who redeemed us from the yoke of Cameroon’s defeat at Adamasingba Stadium. But, for his lack of character, he couldn’t make it close to those he graciously combined their graces, in career. Charisma is good, but character is everything! What APC can make out of a man with charisma without character only the future can tell.
Dr Bolaji O. Akinyemi, an Apostle, with focus on revival and revolution, the BID as he is fondly called is also a strategic communicator He can be reached at
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